Like select shirts for just ten bucks and free shipping (shirts that we promise neither myself nor Denton have already worn. In most cases). And for those hard-to-buy-for technophobes, might we suggest Surviving Grady: The Book, which lovingly captures the magical 2004 season (swear words and never-seen-on-this-site material included) in convenient book form. A mere $7.95 for a lifetime’s worth of memories and Curt Leskanic jokes.
Also, Jaegermeister, hookers and Doctor Who DVDs are God’s way of saying “I love you.”