Hey, Menino, you corrupt, bloated bastard. You want to be remembered for doing at least one thing during your fifty years in office that benefited the little man and didn’t line your own pockets? Get off your ass and make this happen.
You f@#king politicians have done nothing to make my life better in the past twenty years. But Roberts? Man, he did it in eight seconds.
Give the man a statue. A bridge. A tunnel. Something.
And spend the rest of your days knowing that the only reason you’re still in office is that Dave Roberts wasn’t running against you. F@#kers.