No, it’s not the title of some bad ’70s porn flick. It’s the theme of this afternoon’s mash-up between the Red and White Sox. Not only does it stand to be one of the more interesting pitchers’ duels of the 2009 season, I’ve got fingers crossed that it offers us a preview of October Beckett, who is brave and dangerous and always leaves the opposition’s fans adrift in seas of heartbreak.

It’s Labor Day, so drink responsibly. Have the cooler by your chair so you don’t have to get up during critical at-bats.