The Beard has no beginning, the Beard has no end, it just is.
The Beard is everywhere, yet nowhere, it is the ultimate paradox.
The Beard has many shapes, yet is shapeless.
The Beard seeks understanding but cannot be understood.
The Beard is all powerful and empowers He Who Wears It.
Kevin Youkilis is 15 for his last 25 (.600) with 4 walks, 2 HR, 2 doubles and 7 RBI in his last 6 games. His season batting average has jumped from .296 to .315 and his OBP has gone from .409 to .425 in that period.
Do not question the Beard.
