Saturday, August 08, 2009
Six Hours of My Life I'll Never Get Back

That was the best game and the worst loss of the season. Crushing not just because it ate up over 5 and a half hours of valuable drinkin' time, but also because it was an epic squander of a positively super-human performance by Josh Beckett. But these days, our offense is essentially non-existent, and the best we could conjure was four hits over 15 innings as The Elf, V-Mart, Drew, Tek, Reddick and Green/Kotchman/Woodward went a combined 0-for-31. You read that correctly. And those ain't the kind of numbers that win you ballgames.

More later, but, man, the suck factor was ridiculously high.