Folks, I don't ask for much. I'm a man of simple means, with simple dreams and simple desires. I just want to see Brad Penny throw the game of his career tonight against the Rays. And, hey, if Evan Longoria happens to get taken out by a pack of talking gorillas on horseback, even better.
Stay for the game thread, folks. I'm putting some extra Pop Tarts in the oven.
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