The top of the AL East, our former place of residence, has long since been abandoned. Now our current digs atop the AL Wild Card standings are being threatened. We’re putting faith in Junichi Tazawa and a line-up containing a 7-8-9 tandem of Casey Kotchman, Brian Anderson and Alex Gonzalez to keep us from foreclosure.

We’re selling prayers, faith and positive vibes today. But we’re keeping the scotch bottle handy. Just in case.