Because The New Guy not only belted a home run in his first game as a Red Sox, he also tears it up on the huntin’ grounds, where just mere mention of the name “Commander Kick Ass” sends animals of all sizes scampering to the nearest cave. LaRoche is so hardcore, he’s got his own CamoSpace page.

I can almost hear Jack White crooning, “I can see that we are gonna be friends…”

Meanwhile, is it just me or does LaRoche look a lot like Scott Ian of Anthrax?

No? Maybe it’s the beer talking.