Fact: I miss Jerry Remy.

Fact: I just quoted the Jonas Brothers in the title of this post.

Question: Do either of those facts make me gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

But I’ve found a solution. Back by popular demand is “Dial the Dawg” where Remy records a voicemail message for you. I’m buying it and whenever I need a fix, I’ll just call myself.