Why, yes, I am a homer in the finest sense of the word. And I have no problem with begging everyone to do the right thing and vote Youk for the 2009 All Star Game. As I see it, getting the Walking Pelt the starter’s gig at first base over Mark Teixeira would be yet another arrow in the bloated carcass of the 2009 Yankees. How can we, as Americans, pass this up? You can vote right here.

And if you’re waffling, let me just ask you this: Do you really want this guy representing your league at first base in the All Star Game?

I didn’t think so.