Tonight’s the one I’m nervous about. Because when Wakey takes the hill, it can go either way. And fast. But I remain confident, despite my deep-rooted fear of Wang. I have faith that Good Timmeh will show up. That Ortiz really is back. And that Mark Kotsay will go absolutely nuclear, validating the war cry, “When I say ‘Kotsay,’ you say ‘f@#k yeah’!”

I’m Red. I hate the Yankees. And I’m thrilled that you’ve joined us this evening. The action’s in the comments section.