Yesterday turned out to be a three-course shit banquet. The Red Sox…we’ve already covered that mess. The Celtics let one slip away with a little help from the officials (Orlando took 31 free throws to the Celtics 13). Rafer Alston shows his appreciation above for the assist. Then the Bruins cough one up in OT, letting the game-five villain score the series-ending goal. A night to forget.

On another note, I was drawn to the Island of Misfit Toys that was this season’s Celebrity Apprentice. Andrew Dice Clay, Dennis Rodman, Jesses James…how could I resist? And each week I marvelled at how Joan Rivers used the powers of plastic surgery to transform herself into The Joker. See the resemblance?