Seen that Sullivan’s Tire ad on that shows Our Man Pedroia signing a baseball glove? I have, too. And I can’t take my eyes off that frickin’ lunatic grimace he’s displaying. Check it out. I can almost hear him thinking, “Damn right, I’m signing this glove. And when I’m done, I’m gonna screw your mother in the ass, fire off some guns and punch out a zebra.”

But of course, he really wouldn’t think such things.