Pre-Game Checklist:

  • Case of Schlitz on ice
  • Protective wire mesh over TV screen
  • 4 pounds of assorted red meat
  • Keg of Pepto-Bismal tapped
  • Emergeny case of PBR chilling in basement
  • Lucky Curtis Leskanic bobble-head placed on top of TV
  • Emergency room and police department phone numbers programmed into speed dial
  • Windows taped up hurricane-style
  • Bet placed with bookie that Joba will throw at Youk


Game on!