Pre-Game Checklist:
- Case of Schlitz on ice
- Protective wire mesh over TV screen
- 4 pounds of assorted red meat
- Keg of Pepto-Bismal tapped
- Emergeny case of PBR chilling in basement
- Lucky Curtis Leskanic bobble-head placed on top of TV
- Emergency room and police department phone numbers programmed into speed dial
- Windows taped up hurricane-style
- Bet placed with bookie that Joba will throw at Youk
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Game on!
