The good news is that today we get the annual 11:00am Patriot’s Day game, which pits Remy and DO against The Price is Right in a Nielsen smackdown. The bad news? Ever a slave to the man, I’ll be in meetings through most of the day. That means no TV, no radio, no, no SG comments game thread. Instead, I will rely solely upon my uplink to Terry Francona’s brainwaves for my game updates.

And with that, as I don the TitoNator Brainwave Reading Helmet, I bid you good morning. And happy baseball.