Today’s Globe reminds us that Julio “I feel bananas every day” Lugo is leading the Red Sox with a .533 batting average in Grapefruit League games.

I’ve said this before, people: It ain’t no fluke. 2009 will be the Year of the Lugo. The year in which we sit back and say, “So that’s why Theo wanted this guy.”

Yup. Just you wait.