Dear Pete:

I know your connections run the gamut from the Red Sox front office to the pearly gates of heaven. So will you please contact The Big Man and remind him that spring training’s underway, games are back on NESN, and Heidi Watney’s already picked out some smashing new pants to wear for opening day. In other words, we’re pretty much all set with this snow bullshit.

Seriously. No more.

Your friend,