There’s a great clip at redsox.com featuring outtakes from the team’s recent photo shoot, in which they recorded some of those goofy-ass PSAs that appear on the scoreboard during the game. Things like “Don’t litter” and “Please don’t jump on the field and approach the players unless you’re Kim Kardashian” and “DeMarlo Hale’s testicles wish you a Merry Christmas.”
The reactions of some of the players are priceless, especially when they’re forced to explain that the scene at Fenway in 2009 will be electric! Seriously, who writes that stuff? Most of the clip is included below, including Dustin Pedroia requesting that fans who run out on the field during a game should at least do so naked. For the full monty, visit redsox.com. And a tip o’ the cap to our good pal Beth @ Cursed to First.