And I believe he uses these “performance enhancers” not because they give him an edge. But because he likes them. Especially, I’m guessing, the beer.

Also, on the subject of steroids, he said this:

“I’ve never done anything like that in my life and I plan on never doing it. … I want the fans really to know that not everyone does it.”

Amen, brother. Now let’s get to some motherf@#king baseball.