And by “the new guys,” I mean Mr. Baldelli:

Rocco Baldelli was asked how he’s feeling. “I was going to make a sign,” he said. “Feeling good. Thanks for asking.”

And Mr. Smoltz:

“The biggest thing I know is – being new – what the Boston family is a part of, because I’ll certainly be a part of it. To do a golf tournament for [children’s health care], it was a no-brainer.”

Meanwhile, Johnny Damon would gladly pay you Thursday for a hamburger today.