
Just a week after I publicly appealed for Youk to keep his massive, dirty beard, the guy goes and whittles it down to a John Holmes special.
Still, I have reason to believe that opposing pitchers will find this new version infinitely more disturbing. Let’s hope it remains.


"SURVIVING GRADY is Red Sox Nation's 'Mystery Science Theater 3000.' Brilliant, irreverent, and merciless." -- Stewart O'Nan, author, 








