The Man With The Golden Thong is returning to the birthplace of steroids in Major League baseball, where he began his sleazy career 14 years ago. After 7 years in New York, which banked him over $115 million but ZERO championships, Giambino will return to Oakland, and he won’t be alone in his homecoming:

Oakland announced in early November that Bob Alejo would become its new director of strength and conditioning — a sign Giambi might be next to come back and return to his roots. Alejo served as the A’s strength and conditioning coach from 1993-01 and followed Giambi to the Yankees, working for Giambi personally and for the team during some years.

Do we need to translate “working for Giambi personally” for anybody? Didn’t think so.