The latest “breaking news” continues to be that Teixeira is close to making a decision. Starting to become the free agent equivalent of “check’s in the mail” or “don’t worry you can’t get pregnant the first time.” So we need to create a diversion. A simple Google search for “red sox tattoo” brings images to your computer screen that you’ll wish you’d never seen. I personally have some Red Sox ink, but I didn’t think anyone here at the office would appreciate me tearing off my shirt to get a picture of it to post. They certainly frowned when I dropped trow to display a scar last month at the budget meeting.

So I leave it up to you, SG Nation. Send your photos to me at and we’ll get the best ones posted later tonight or tomorrow. Clothing optional for the females sending pics.