The latest “breaking news” continues to be that Teixeira is close to making a decision. Starting to become the free agent equivalent of “check’s in the mail” or “don’t worry you can’t get pregnant the first time.” So we need to create a diversion. A simple Google search for “red sox tattoo” brings images to your computer screen that you’ll wish you’d never seen. I personally have some Red Sox ink, but I didn’t think anyone here at the office would appreciate me tearing off my shirt to get a picture of it to post. They certainly frowned when I dropped trow to display a scar last month at the budget meeting.

So I leave it up to you, SG Nation. Send your photos to me at [email protected] and we’ll get the best ones posted later tonight or tomorrow. Clothing optional for the females sending pics.