Or your heart. Or, perhaps, an ankle. Or that old pair of trousers you’re not using anymore. He’s not really picky. He’d just like to play in Boston again.

When I talked to my agent recently, Boston was the first team I mentioned. I don’t know if it’s in the cards or if I squished my chances of ever returning there. I know the circumstances of my departure from there a few years back were blown out of proportion. I’ve talked to Tito several times since then and we’re OK. I’d love the chance to go back there because that’s a winning organization and they’re committed to winning. They do things the right way.

Well, the sweet talk will certainly get you anywhere. But let’s be honest, Cheech. This ain’t happening.