
The usual stuff: World peace. Health and happiness for my loved ones. For C.C. Sabathia and Mark Teixeira to be kidnapped by robot Nazis. And to find myself locked in the trunk of a ’74 Buick with Freema Agyeman.
The very best holiday wishes to our readers. Barring hangover or death by “The Christmas Shoes,” we’ll be back tomorrow.


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