This is the type of quality news that will help get us through until pitchers and catchers report. How many times while you were watching Tony Soprano shuffling around in his old bathrobe and wife-beater, or Paulie Walnuts was rocking the nylon sweatsuit did you think to yourself “man, I bet those dudes smell gooood!”? Well, friends, your prayers have been answered. From the NY Post:


But Tony “Paulie Walnuts” Sirico’s new cologne “Paolo Per Uomo” smells like every lasagna-loving, spaghetti-slurping mob-boss wannabe or cheap imitation consigliere.

And, like the end of “The Sopranos,” it stinks.

The Post did a smell test in Times Square where Rachael Dulitz, 31, a teacher in Washington Heights, said, “It’s powerful. It’s way too much. If you put it on, you have to air yourself out.” And 22-year-old actor Kristin Stewart of Astoria was not impressed. “It reminds me of a hard night,” she said.

Desire smells like that to some people.