Once again, Denton and I will help knock the fine art of liveblogging down to jerk level with running commentary on today’s game three at Fenway. As both of us remain slaves to the man, even on a holiday, we can’t guarantee that we’ll be around at first pitch. But by the second inning at latest, the good times–we use that term loosely, of course–will most definitely roll.

Please join us, or follow the game thread in our comments section. In a shit economy, we’re giving you two liveblogs for the price of none! That’s right, America! Just consider us your slightly deranged drinking buddy, who will most certainly try to feel you up once you’re zonked on Coors.