The regular season ended on a rainsoaked diamond with a split with New York. Lowell and Drew are hurtin’. And now we learn Commander Kick Ass won’t even rear his angry head in the ALDS until Game Three.
It’s at times like this, I could use a spot of booze or a hand grenade. But I’m trying to be better about that sort of thing. So let’s have a laugh instead. Here’s the new SportsCenter commercial starring Stephen King as an intern with an apparent anti-Yankee jones. Steeped in awesomeness, this clip gives us something to gaze at adoringly while we try to make sense of the Sox’ current predicament.