After last night’s drubbing of the Jays, I thought maybe, just maybe, we might be able to hold our own against these invaders from the north who always seem to give us trouble when we need it least. But in the first game of today’s two-fer, we were utterly stomped, managing a paltry five hits to the Jays’ 13, while Paul Byrd coughed up 10 hits and five runs across five innings. Just an ugly, ugly showing. And as the Rays took the first game of their doubleheader in New York, we managed to lose another game in the division standings.
I might just have to drown my sorrows… if I wasn’t already drunk.
Anyway, here’s the cast of Spongebob doing The Godfather.