During Saturday’s pre-game, NESN chatted up Commander Kick-Ass in front of his locker. Going over the visible contents of said locker, I could see a container of chew, a bottle of water (likely a decoy containing straight vodka), some “Mega-Men”-type vitamins and what looked like a shaving kit with the Red Sox logo (the boxer briefs to his left, I’m assuming, belong to Masterson in the next locker over).

Not visible but certainly somewhere in Beckett’s locker must also be a rifle, a Rambo-sized hunting knife, a necklace made out of the kneecaps of his enemies, and Leeann Tweeden.

Anything else?