Monday, July 28, 2008
"Oh Yeah? Well the Jerk Store Called.
They're Out of You!"

To us, Manny is many things. Lovable. Forgetful. Laughable at times, and I mean that in the nicest sense of the word. He is also a big time Kicker of Ass when he has a baseball bat in his hands.

But is the guy a "jerk"?

The folks at CBS Sports Online certainly think so; they named Manny to their list of the Top 50 Sports Jerks. Manny holds the number 12 spot, meaning he's considered jerkier than 38 others on the list--including Albert "Mother of all Assholes" Belle; Scott Boras; chemistry majors Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire; and, amazingly, everyone's favorite chick-slappin', ear-nibblin thug, Mike Tyson.

Manny a bigger jerk than Tyson? On what f#$king planet?

Tip o' the pin to Dan at Red Sox Monster.