Tonight it’s Timmy Wakefield, age 56, against The Big Unit, age 63.

See that photo above? Here’s hoping we see a lot of Johnson doing that tonight.

Not assaulting photogs, mind you, but shielding his eyes from the unstoppable torrents of awesomeness, pulsating from the Red Sox’ bats.

Also, I kinda hope Coco charges the mound. Tell me you wouldn’t pay cash money to see that. Li’l Covelli just kinda duckin’ and runnin’ between The Unit’s legs while the Fenway sound system kicks with the Benny Hill music.