No peeking at the links. Make your choice first.

“They only gave him that f@#kin’ decision because he’s goin’ in the Army next week. That’s the only reason.”

“It’s f@#kin’ horrible. That’s the only f@#kin’ word for it.”

“I’m not gonna answer that. It’s stupid. It’s a sick question and you’re a sick f@#k and I’m not that sick that I’m gonna answer it.”

“I think everybody in this room holds me to the standard. I think they’re all shocked how f@#kin’ #### I can be at times.”

“You don’t wanna say a f@#king word to me, you don’t have to. I don’t really give a f@#k.”

“You don’t want someone else to pick it up when you’re the one that’s (expletive).”

In other news, I looked quickly at Manny’s post-game interview and thought, “Dude’s got underwear on his head!”

But when he turned to the side, alas, it was just an official MLB doo-rag.

Still, if Manny wanted to wear underwear on his head, you gonna tell him he can’t? You don’t argue with his antics, folks. You just sit back and enjoy them.