You know you’re living the high life when you actually get bored of tagging Debbie Clemens. Roger, however, is clearly a man of voracious appetite when it comes to the fairer sex. In addition to his alleged extramarital shenanigans with country singer Mindy McCready, the Rocket has allegedly done some alleged boffing of two other alleged women, an alleged Manhattan bartender and the ex-wife of alleged pro golfer John Daly. When questioned about the alleged f@#king, Daly’s ex offered this statement:

“You know what, I’m really uncomfortable talking about this. I’m just going to have to say ‘no comment.’ I know Roger. I consider him a good friend. That’s all I’m comfortable saying.”

Sounds pretty iron clad to me! The best part comes from this story in the New York Daily News, however, in which we’re treated to the visual of the year:

Daly['s ex] is still involved with the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic as an organizer of famously lavish parties there.

News reports have described Clemens as being in attendance as recently as two years ago, dancing around the party with an 8-foot-long boa constrictor around his neck.

Yup. Now just try to wash that image from your brain, folks. Just you try.

Honestly, if a report came out tomorrow that Roger had secretly cloned Al Nipper and was running a prostitution ring on the moon, would it surprise you?