See, he was at last night’s opening of the Apple Store on Boylston as well! Of course, he didn’t have to wait in line to get in and he had a personally-assigned lackey escorting him about the place and he could basically have sixteen metric tons of anything he wanted while I had to panhandle for enough change for a T ride home. But still.

Tek wasn’t alone. Other Sox in attendance included Coco, J.D. Drew, Buchholz, Ellsbury and Javy Lopez. There were probably a few more, but we’re too drunk to remember.