If you ask, “Who’s the most likely Sox player to be featured in a Father’s Day ad for Macy’s?”, the first thought that probably comes to mind is Big Papi. The Large Father, as they say. That’s a slam dunk, right there. After that, I’d suppose Tito’s a likely choice, and I can totally see him shuffling home after work, lighting up his pipe and explaining to the kids how he won’t pitch that nutbag Tavarez but he’s too frightened to tell him. According to the Sports Business Journal, however, it’s actually Manny who’ll be featured in an upcoming Macy’s Father’s Day promo, along with Dave Roberts, eterna-dad Joe Torre, Roy Oswalt and, because you gotta have a “scary dad” in every mix, Mariano Rivera. Considering Manny’s lovability factor, I’ve always been surprised the dude hasn’t been enlisted to pitch everything from kosher franks to amateur porn. Maybe this will be the year…