The Sox’ season officially opens tomorrow morning. As is our custom here at SG, we’re slipping into the mood with a little James Earl Jones, delivering a monologue that, in my opinion, should be taught in schools alongside “Fourscore and seven years ago,” “I have a dream” and “Ask not what your country can do for you.”
Yes, it’s a day early. But somehow… that makes it even better.
Bring on baseball.