For anyone that has ever complained about going to Fenway to watch a game, please read. Give me cramped, overpriced seats that face the wrong way over having to watch a team that stoops to this:
MIAMI (AP) — The Florida Marlins are looking for a few good men. Specifically, very large men. The team is hosting auditions tomorrow for baseball’s first all-male, all-obese cheerleading squad: the Manatees.
They say they want “big bellies with the biggest jiggle, big feet with the best dance moves and enthusiasm that will rock Marlins fans out of their seats.”