Ever wanted to experience the raw thrill of being in a room with two guys named Bubba and Hansack? You’ll get your chance on Monday, when the Sox host an autograph session at the official team store on Yawkey. For a mere twenty bucks — which will go to the Red Sox Foundation, not Doug Mirabelli’s salary, so you can feel good about yourself — fans can get John Hancocks from the likes of Clay Buchholz, Devern Hansack, Hunter Jones, Justin Masterson, Chris Carter, Jed Lowrie and Bubba Bell, to name a few.

You can get the details here. And tell Bubba we said, “hi.”