Dude, I am so effed up on egg nog and ham I can’t even think. I don’t want to hear another word about Papelbon’s dog, Roger Clemens or Santa Claus. And for the next week all we’re gonna hear is the best of 2007 and countdowns for everything from music to best Don Knotts look-a-likes. I just can’t do it. The only consolation is the days are getting longer and we’re 49 days away from pitchers and catchers. Anyway, I will immerse myself in movies for the next week, avoiding all live media. That’s how I roll.