So wearing a garter belt and stockings was, for you anyway, a liberating experience?

I guess. That is, if you could call waking up in Tijuana at four in the morning snuggled next to a beet farmer named Olaf “liberating.”

Heh, heh. Oh I would.

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I find that stealing becomes shockingly easier the more you do it. There’s a certain rush that accompanies the perfect getaway, whether it’s an apple from the corner deli or a priceless work of art from the Gardner Museum.

Same thing with murder, really.

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Well, with absolutely no good coming from last night’s game, we’re going to continue our conversation with our special guest, rock star and numismatist Peter Criss, about his rare coin collection. Peter, welcome to the show.

Thanks. You know, in 1943, the use of copper was a critical factor in the war effort, and the cent was struck out of zinc coated steel…

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You gettin’ any ass?

Funny you should mention that. Can we roll the tape?

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Our lead in the East is getting slimmer. Time to panic, perhaps?

Oh, f#@k the Yankees, Eric.