The questions…

If you buried all the Red Sox players that suck in shallow graves, where you you put the right fielder?

Hey, we’re trying to put the all-time worst Red Sox line-up together – who should bat after Butch Husky hitting clean-up?

How do you know Terry Francona has lost it – because he put________(fill in the blank)?

Thank God and the schedule-maker that Baltimore is in town.

Wakefield wins number 17 tonight!

UPDATE: No Wakey tonight, as he’s scratched for Jools. Yet another bad back. For christ’s sake, somebody call dial-a-mattress for these guys.