The questions…
If you buried all the Red Sox players that suck in shallow graves, where you you put the right fielder?
Hey, we’re trying to put the all-time worst Red Sox line-up together – who should bat after Butch Husky hitting clean-up?
How do you know Terry Francona has lost it – because he put________(fill in the blank)?
Thank God and the schedule-maker that Baltimore is in town.
Wakefield wins number 17 tonight!
UPDATE: No Wakey tonight, as he’s scratched for Jools. Yet another bad back. For christ’s sake, somebody call dial-a-mattress for these guys.
"SURVIVING GRADY is Red Sox Nation's 'Mystery Science Theater 3000.' Brilliant, irreverent, and merciless." -- Stewart O'Nan, author, 
