No excuses for not mopping up the place with the hapless Rangers. This is the worst record in the American League, people. Should be like a wookiee rasslin’ an ewok. Maybe not one of those crafty ewoks that took down those mini-walker things, but your basic, run-of-the-mill ewok. Like, a young one. A kid. An ewok child against a wookiee.
We’re the wookiee.