Red Sox – Yankees Toss Across? Un-effing-believable. First of all, who even plays Toss Across? I thought it went out with Creepy Crawlers and headbands. If it doesn’t have a 12-button wireless controller with dual joysticks and HD graphics, what self-respecting kid would go near it?

Anyway, I’m holding out for the new Big Wheel that is a replica of the old “baseball hat” golf cart that relievers used to cruise out of the bullpen in.

Oh yeah, and there’s a game about to start. My money’s on Wily Mo to get medieval on A-Rod.