Seriously, would they?
Not a chance.
So let’s all be there at 3:55pm.
Side note: When did Red Bull become the official dugout drink? I’ve seen Coco guzzling them before and during last night’s telecast, you could see Youk quaffing one after an at-bat. Don’t they know that stuff can cause irritability, racing heartbeat and a mild appreciation for Maroon 5?
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