Folks, we don’t expect much from women who’ve dated Carl Pavano. But in the case of Alyssa Milano, I’m always willing to make an exception. Today at, there was a mention of how Ms. Milano has produced a line of MLB-inspired clothing — called Touch, for the love of Christ — featuring shirts and shorts and jeans with a Red Sox “B” across the ass. There may have been more, or possibly less. I don’t really give a sh-t. Honestly, I just wanted to stare at the photo above for the next couple hours.

So if you need me, I’ll be in the “magic room.” With my laptop.