Folks, we don’t expect much from women who’ve dated Carl Pavano. But in the case of Alyssa Milano, I’m always willing to make an exception. Today at redsox.com, there was a mention of how Ms. Milano has produced a line of MLB-inspired clothing — called Touch, for the love of Christ — featuring shirts and shorts and jeans with a Red Sox “B” across the ass. There may have been more, or possibly less. I don’t really give a sh-t. Honestly, I just wanted to stare at the photo above for the next couple hours.
So if you need me, I’ll be in the “magic room.” With my laptop.
"SURVIVING GRADY is Red Sox Nation's 'Mystery Science Theater 3000.' Brilliant, irreverent, and merciless." -- Stewart O'Nan, author, 
