During one of my late-night YouTube trolling sessions (not seeking soft-core porn, mind you, but, sadly, old Electric Company clips from the late 70s), I came across this bit of pop/rap/whatevertheycallitwhenahotchickdancestomusicshedidntcreate star Ciara. According to the desciption, she’s performing at “Josh Beckett’s birthday party” in Miami Beach. Assuming that’s referring to the Josh Beckett, and speaking as a guy whose birthday parties typically peak when my Uncle Pete takes off his pants and starts making obscene gestures with the ice cream scoop, I’m soundly impressed. And more than a bit jealous.