As if the Sox don’t give us enough reasons to reach for the sedatives over the course of a season, now the good folks at Jordan’s Furniture are raising the stakes to the stratosphere by allowing any customer who buys a sofa, sectional, kitchen table or lamp to get it for free — if the Red Sox win the World Series. Cool idea, but has anyone consulted the players on this? Talk about placing undue stress on guys like Lugo and Drew; expectations for them are already off the charts, but now we’re banking on them to help us furnish our condos? This is the sort of thing that could lead to gunplay.