Finally read The Shaughn’s bit on Curt’s blog from today’s Globe. Kinda funny and kinda lame all at once. But you probably expected that. Here’s a sample. Hold on to those sides, kids!
Lapdog38: Hey Curt. This blog is awesome. I mean, I can’t believe it’s really you. I’m nervous just typing, knowing you are there on the other end. Let me tell you a little about myself. I am 38 years old (pretty cool, huh, 38?) and I have your jersey in XXL (both home and away versions). I’m living at home, in the basement, rent free, and I’ve got cable and plasma TV. Domino’s delivers. I guess you could say I’m living the dream. Anyway, I was wondering if you could tell us who’s going to be on the final 25-man roster for the Sox this year?
38 Pitches: Whoa, there, Lapdog38. I know you guys first heard about Pap being our closer on this blog, but I’ve promised the owners, Theo, and Tito I’ll try not to break any more news here. I’ll leave that to the “sportswriters,” if you know what I’m saying. Just don’t believe everything you read, ha ha.
I don’t know much, but I know this: If Dan hates it, it’s gotta be good. Right?
And Curt himself took the time to shoot back a rebuttal at 38pitches.com:
The only response I have to the Curly Haired Boyfriend is this.
“First they ignore you, then they mock you, then they fight you, then you win”
Putting his inherent “toolness” on display for all the world to see did far more than I could ever hope to do by trying to explain what a dope he is.
Folks, this is going to be one awesome f–king summer.