I know this news is a few days old, OK, the story itself is a few years old, but what the f–k? Bob Uecker has a stalker? According to various reports, the woman is a 45-year-old Brewers fan. I guess being a Brewers fan does explain part of it, but Bob Uecker? The guy is 73 and starting to take on a pretty strong resemblance to Johnny Pesky. Not exactly the dream guy for most 45 year old women. It would be like me (if I was 45 which I’m not!) stalking the mother from Everybody Loves Raymond. Just creepy.